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Why Are Muslim So Quick to Commit Suicide?


Afghan Terrorist School



Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . .
  • No Jesus
  • No Christmas
  • No television
  • No cheerleaders
  • No baseball
  • No football
  • No hockey
  • No golf
  • No tailgate parties
  • No Wal-Mart
  • No Home Depot
  • No pork BBQ
  • No hot dogs
  • No burgers
  • No chocolate chip cookies
  • No lobster
  • No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
  • No gumbo
  • No jambalaya
  • No Beer
  • Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
  • Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
  • Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
  • More than one wife.
  • You can't shave.
  • Your wives can't shave.
  • You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
  • The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
  • Your bride is picked by someone else.
  • She smells just like your donkey.
  • But your donkey has a better disposition.
  • Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

    I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

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