Joke of the Day - Bubba and the Psychiatrist

Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I Think I'm going crazy." "The psychiatrist said "Bubba you gotta put yourself in my hands for one year", said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we'll soon get rid of those fears." How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I 'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well, your eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year was over $12,000. And a bartender cured me for just $10 in one day. with all the money I saved I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!"