The World's Shortest Books:

Too many books,not enough time!

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton _______________________________________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE

by Al Gore & John Kerry
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A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J Kevorkian
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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O.J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES

by Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton

with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson *******************************************************

AND, JUST ADDED:
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi