One of our Las Vegas Italian friends sent us this one.
- Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses? Because Italians hate all witnesses.
- Do you know why most men from Italy are named Tony? On the boat over to America they put a sticker on them that said ... TO NY
- You know you're Italian when . . . . You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.
- Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.
- You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or on the same block. All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.
- You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners
- You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.
- If someone in your family grows beyond 5' 9', it is presumed his Mother had an affair.
- There were more than 28 people in your bridal party.
- You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.
And you REALLY, REALLY know you're Italian when . . . . - Your grandfather had a fig tree.
- You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00.
- Christmas Eve . . . only fish.
- Your mom's meatballs are the best.
- You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.
- Clear plastic covers on all the furniture.
- You know how to pronounce 'manic otti' and 'mozzarella.'
- You fight over whether it's called 'sauce' or 'gravy.'
- You've called someone a 'mamaluke.'
- And you understand 'bada bing'.
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