Joke of the Day - Chinese Sick Leave

CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WOK TODAY!'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at wok soon ...by way, you got nice house'