Importance of Walking

• Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
  
• My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.
  
• I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
  
• The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
• I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.