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Remember “Hollywood Squares”?

If  you remember the original Hollywood  Squares TV show and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These  great questions and answers are from the days when the  " Hollywood  Squares" game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as  they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of  course..

Q.  Do  female frogs croak?  
A.  Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long  enough.
   
Q.If  you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should  you be?
A.  Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
  
Q.  True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000  years.  
A.  George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
  
Q.You've  been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a  woman?
A.  Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
  
Q.  According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and  you  think  that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's  married?
A.  Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.

Q.Which  of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?  
A.  Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q.  In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love  You"?  
A.  Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a  twenty.

Q.As  you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your  hands while talking?
A.  Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter,  and I'll give you a gesture you'll never  forget.
  
Q. Paul, why  do Hell's Angels wear leather?  
A.  Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
  
Q.Charley,  you've just decided to grow strawberries.  Are you going to  get any during the first year?
A.  Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing  strawberries.

Q. In  bowling, what's a perfect score?  
A.  Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q.  It is  considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist  camps.  One is politics, what is the  other?  
A.  Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q. During a  tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the  closet?  
A.  Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the  bedroom.

Q. Can boys  join the Camp Fire Girls?
A.  Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q. When you  pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail.  What will a  goose do?  
A.  Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q.If you  were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?  
A.  Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the  dark.

Q. According  to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the  habit of kissing a lot of people?  
A..  Charley Weaver: It got me out of the  army.  
Q.  It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?  
A.  Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't  neglected.  
Q.Back  in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head,  what was he trying to do?
A.  George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q.  Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your  elephant?  
A.  Paul Lynde: Who told you about my  elephant?
  
Q.When  a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?  
A.  Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to  him.

Q.  Jackie  Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has  actually seen them on at least two occasions.  What are they?  
A.  Charley Weaver: His feet.
  
Q.  According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do  in bed?  
A.  Paul Lynde: Point and laugh 

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