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The Economy – How Bad Is It?

The economy is soooo bad ….

  • CEO's are now playing miniature golf
  • Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes
  • Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM
  • Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package:  GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup
  • McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
  • Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names
  • A truck full of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico
  • The most highly-paid job is now jury duty
  • Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting
  • People in Africa are donating money to Americans
  • Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"
  • Motel Six won't leave the light on
  • The Mafia is laying off judges 
    And finally...
  • Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.

    Hey, neat..the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.

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