The economy is soooo bad ….
- CEO's are now playing miniature golf
- Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes
- Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM
- Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup
- McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names
- A truck full of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico
- The most highly-paid job is now jury duty
- Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting
- People in Africa are donating money to Americans
- Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"
- Motel Six won't leave the light on
- The Mafia is laying off judges
And finally... - Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Hey, neat..the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.
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