Are you a Martha or a Maxine? |
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips. |
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! |
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. |
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year. |
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. |
Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you! |
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.' |
If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!' |
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. |
Celery? Never heard of it! |
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. |
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don't. |
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. |
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away! |
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. |
Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!! |
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