I had an OLD FRIEND send this to me, now I'm sending it to you!
~ Your kids are becoming you....and you don't like them ...but your grandchildren are perfect!
~ Going out is good. Coming home is better!
~ When people say you look "Great"... they add "for your age!"
~ When you needed the discount you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything ... movies, hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them.
~ You forget names ... but it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!
~ The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.
~ You realize you're never going to be really good at anything ..... especially golf.
~ Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.
~ The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.
~ Your spouse sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's called his "pre-sleep".
~ Remember when your mother said "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!
~ You used to say, "I hope my kids GET married" ... now you say, "I hope they STAY married!"
~ You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch.
~ When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem ... were unheard of, and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table.
~ You use more 4 letter words ... "what?"..."when?" ???
~ Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.
~ You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it.
~ Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!
~ What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
~ Everybody whispers.
~ You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... 2 of which you will never wear.
~~~~But old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies,
And best of all OLD FRIENDS!!
Love you, "OLD FRIEND!"
~ Your kids are becoming you....and you don't like them ...but your grandchildren are perfect!
~ Going out is good. Coming home is better!
~ When people say you look "Great"... they add "for your age!"
~ When you needed the discount you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything ... movies, hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them.
~ You forget names ... but it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!
~ The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.
~ You realize you're never going to be really good at anything ..... especially golf.
~ Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.
~ The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.
~ Your spouse sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's called his "pre-sleep".
~ Remember when your mother said "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!
~ You used to say, "I hope my kids GET married" ... now you say, "I hope they STAY married!"
~ You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch.
~ When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem ... were unheard of, and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table.
~ You use more 4 letter words ... "what?"..."when?" ???
~ Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.
~ You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it.
~ Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!
~ What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
~ Everybody whispers.
~ You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... 2 of which you will never wear.
~~~~But old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies,
And best of all OLD FRIENDS!!
Love you, "OLD FRIEND!"
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